Real cheap animal Sex doll
This is more like an advice rather Then a Story. If you want to fuck an animal but cant buy one. Just buy a kids toy and a masturbator fleshlight. You can buy a standing horse toy that can hold up to 100kg on amazon. I bought a white one and a black skin fleshlight. looks very realistic. dont use the plastic Cup but the soft Vagina inside. Pull it Out. Just make a small hole where the pussy of a horse should be in the toy and Then Push space with a pen or Something and Then insert the fleshlight to the point were the opening closes over the pussy. It will squeeze a little bit so it will stay open enough to actually look pretty realisic. Use the pussy the wrong way around so the clitoris should be on the bottom side of the fleshlight. Then put Lube on it and heat it Up with a pussy heater. There You Go. This cost like 150 bucks holds up to a month daily use and is the closest to real horse sex you can get without the Real thing. You can train yourself in it. Make sure to buy the 100kg horse so you can Fully put your bodyweight on it. Trust me this is great. If you use condoms you dont need to Clean the pussy every day. Just Position the horse Ass up so the lube flows Inside the horse after use. Then you just need to Clean it when it feels hard to penetrate because the lube gets sticky. Its also compareable to fuck a Dog size wise. And best part is you can get easy rid of it without anyone ever noticing and you can hide it perfectly too. Enjoy your cheap realistic Sex toy.
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I used to fuck the shit out of my “Miss Piggy” doll until she ratted me out to that fucking Frog….
Holy teledildonics, what great advice!
The most important thing to remember is to make sure you keep your toys clean. No one wants to get sick because they put something infectious in them and no one wants to stick part of themselves in something that’s going to give them bugs.
Also, make sure what you clean with is non-toxic to yourself outside and in.
Also No one will get sus what You are doing or bought.
I fuck mine every day Sometimes even twice or more.
Also, nobody will get trampled trying to have sex with a 1 ton animal. You can’t just park a horse, they move pretty independently. They weigh a ton, and even if you know how to handle them (I worked with Farriers in high school) they can still seriously injure you without even trying.