3 bizarre & funny tales

Here we have 3 short sex stories that will get your mind thinking, your cocks twitching, and hopefully your funny bones laughing.

Tale #1

Miss Harrison once ran a successful fertility clinic but lost her license when she was found to have used semen from married men to impregnate herself without their knowledge.

15 years later she was caught running an illegal fertility clinic in the small town she relocated to.

But that wasn’t the worst part about it.

Her patients would come to her clinic expecting to be artificially inseminated with semen donated by local men, “It is the freshest, more pure and disease free semen in town.” She would declare.

However, what was really going on was when a patient arrived at the clinic to be inseminated, Miss Harrison would prepare them for the procedure and excuse herself to go and get the sample from the lab.

She would head downstairs in to the basement where her 13 year old son was chained naked to the basement wall, she would then masturbate him and force him to ejaculate his semen in to a beaker.

She then took that sample upstairs where she proceeding to inseminate her patient with her son’s freshly extracted semen.

Her premises were raided and Miss Harrison was arrested, and her son taken in to care.

Authorities tracked down most of her illegal patients and estimate that the boy unwillingly fathered at least 19 children across 8 states.

Tale #2

Authorities, social services and medical professionals were stumped when more than 30 woman and girls fell pregnant all around the same time.

They all lives in the same suburb but most claimed not to have had unprotected sex, or the girls in the case were too young to be having sex and were adamant they hadn’t.

They investigated possible drug related rapes, and sexual abuse, but came up empty.

It was only when one of the woman gave a friend one of her tampons to use, her friend notices a strange substance leaking from it, closely resembling semen, she took it to the authorities who ran tests and concluded that it was in fact human semen.

On closer examination of the tampon, it was revealed they contained a small, very ingenious device.

A device that contained a sample of semen within a small cold storage vile.

Upon inserting the tampon, the device warmed up the frozen semen and released it in to the unsuspecting female’s vagina, this is what caused them to become pregnant.

A massive investigation was launched and the culprit was found to be a 15 year old loner, who, sick of being rejected by girls, created the devices and placed them on shelves of the local pharmacies for unsuspecting woman and girls to pick up and use, as his sick way of getting revenge for being rejected.

He was arrested for multiple counts of rape, voyeurism, and sexual abuse of minors, and sentences to 9 years in a young offender’s prison.

Tale #3

One teacher in Amsterdam tired of showing the same old 20 year old videos, diagrams, and work books to 12-14 year olds in his sex education class, decided to take a different approach.

He sent all his male students home with a permission slip for their parents to sign, so he could take them on a field trip.

The teacher took the boys to a local brothel where they got to see sexual acts being performed in person.

The boys watched live sex shows, had lap dances, and got to see naked women up close and very personal.

The teacher, eager for his young students to learn, then treated all of his students to 1-hour of sex with a brothel worker.

The women lined up and each boy chose their favourite, they were then escorted to a room where the sex workers would have sexual intercourse with them.

The boys had a great field trip, but their parents, the school board and the authorities didn’t see it as a good thing.

The teacher was arrested for child sexual abuse and voyeurism and sentence to 25 years in prison.

His students write him letters every month thanking him for the experience.

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