The Gods Must Be Crazy

She didn’t have a single hair on her vagina. That’s when I realized she must be much younger than I thought, but Jesus Christ I was hard and throbbing

A few years back, there was a movie called, The Gods Must Be Crazy. It was about some African children finding an empty Coca-Cola bottle, and thought it was a gift from the gods.

Last week, I got a gift from the gods. It was a Friday night and I had just pulled into my local 7-eleven to pick up some items I needed When I was coming out and getting into my car, I heard somebody say “oh shit”, then start giggling. I followed the sound around the corner and saw a boy sitting on the ground, in what looked like a puddle. As I got closer, I could smell the urine.

“Are you okay?” I asked him.

“I’m just great.” He slurred. “I needed to pee, but I couldn’t get my pants down fast enough and ended up pissing in them.” Then he started giggling again.

I got a little closer to see if I could help him up, and could smell the alcohol. That’s also when I realized it wasn’t a boy, it was a young girl.

“Do you need any help? A ride home or something?” I asked her.

“Nope, I got no home.” She said. “Mom kicked me out.”

Mother Fucking Eureka!!! I just struck gold. My penis went to its full 4 1/2″, in a nanosecond. I was just gifted an intoxicated, homeless, underage girl.

“Well, you can’t stay here all night. Why don’t you come with me to my house. I can at least get you cleaned up and fed.” I told her.

“Okay.” She slurred. “I am pretty hungry.” I helped her up and then brought her over to my car. I took a towel out of my trunk and put it on the seat. I didn’t want her piss soaked pants on my seat.

“So, what’s your name?” I asked her.

“Brittany.” She replied.

“Okay Brittany, have a seat on this towel here.” I told her.

I got her in the car, put then seatbelt on her then drove her back to my house. I pulled into my driveway, pushed the garage door opener and drove into my garage. I closed the door, then turned to her and said we’re home. She was passed out cold. I shook her a few times, but it did no good she was out.

So I went around to the other side of the car, and carried her into the house. I don’t think she weighed more than 80 lbs. I brought her to my guest room and put her down on the bed. This is when I first got a good look at her in the light. She was definitely young, but I wasn’t sure how young. I didn’t have children of my own, and really wasn’t a good judge of how to determine the age of a child.

What I did know however, is I could not leave her in those piss soaked clothes. I was going to have to take them off her and put them in the wash. I could feel my hard little penis throbbing in my pants.

I sat her up, and pulled her t-shirt up over her head. She was wearing what looked like a training bra.

I reached behind her to unhook her bra and take it off. Her breasts were about the size of golf balls with puffy nipples.

I laid her back down, then started to work on her pants. I unsnapped them, lowered the zipper then began to pull them down. Because they were wet with piss, they weren’t coming off easily. I finally got them down, then pulled her panties down.

She didn’t have a single hair on her vagina. That’s when I realized she must be much younger than I thought, but Jesus Christ I was hard and throbbing now. I could feel my penis leaking pre-cum and making my pants wet.

Now, my little head was completely in charge. I lightly traced my fingers over her nipples, and watched them get stiff. Then I leaned down and licked one, eliciting a moan from her even in her sleep. Then I gently sucked on it, switching back and forth until both of her nipples were stiff.

Then I got down on my knees and pushed her legs apart. I moved my head in forward, and gave her hairless little vagina a lick. It tasted a little pissy, so I went into the bathroom got a wash cloth, came out and cleaned her up. Then I went back to licking her little pussy.

I could hear “mmmmmmmm” coming from her as I licked. She was getting wet, and I focused my licking on her clitoris, as I put my finger into her vagina. It didn’t go in far before I encountered a barrier. She was virgin. Ah fuck, I just came in my pants.

I hadn’t even touched myself, but this sweet little virgin, my gift from the gods, had me so excited, that I came without even touching myself.

I left her lying there sleeping while I went into my bedroom and changed my clothes and clean myself up. Then I went back into the guest room naked and still hard.

I got back on my knees, and started licking that sweet virgin vagina again. I started to stroke my little penis as I licked. I couldn’t believe the amount of precum oozing out of me, specially when you consider I had just cum. Soon there was a string of it connecting my penis to the carpet.

I got up on the bed, and brought my penis to her lips and rubbed it back and forth. Her little tongue came out and licked her lips, and my penis at the same time. I pulled back a little bit, because I knew I would cum again if I didn’t.

I knelt there, my penis throbbing, inches from her mouth, waiting to stop feeling like I was going to cum if a strong breeze blew.

I stood up and went into the bathroom to get a drink of water, hoping the amount of time I was away from my gift, would take me back from the edge of premature ejaculation.

I went back into the bedroom, and got back on the bed next to Britney’s head. I turned her head to face me, and began rubbing my penis back and forth across her lips. She did the same thing as last time, and licked her lips, and my penis at the same time.

As her little pink tongue ran back and forth across the head of my penis, I pushed forward a little bit and her mouth opened, giving my penis entry. She started sucking the head of my penis and about an inch of my shaft, but then I felt her teeth. Because she was passed out, there was no way of telling her to do it more gently, so I just pulled my penis out of her mouth.

I started kissing her neck, which elicited moans deep in her chest. I continued down until I got to one of her little nipples. I licked it, then gently sucked it into my mouth, where I applied a little bit of suction while at the same time, gently biting down on it. Her nipple grew stiff and I switched over to the other one and did the same thing.

After both of her nipples were stiff and wet with my saliva, I continued down her body until I got to her sweet hairless vagina. I pushed her legs apart, then licked the little crease between her vagina and her thigh. Then I ran my tongue around her opening, pushing it in as far as I could before I finally focused on her little immature clitoris.

After about 15 or 20 seconds of my tongue sliding back and forth across her clitoris, her hips started to move up and down slightly. I gently sucked on her clitoris, while I continued to run my tongue back and forth across it. Her hip movement started to get more and more pronounced.

She changed from moaning softly, to moaning loudly. Her hands went to the back of my head and held me there while she’s thrust her hips up and down, covering my entire face with her virgin vaginal juices.

I looked up at her face to see if she had woken up, but her eyes were closed, but that didn’t mean she was asleep.

Then suddenly she grunted, her legs came together, trapping my head like a vice. Then she proceeded to have about the most intense orgasm I’ve ever seen a woman have. I never seen a girl so young have an orgasm before, so I didn’t know if they were all that intense. I sure intended to find out.

My little penis was so hard, I could have cut glass with it. I didn’t want to fuck her and take her virginity without her permission, but my little penis was going to explode if I didn’t do something.

I put my hands under her thighs and pushed them up, so her knees were touching her shoulders. Her little pink pucker was right there, staring up at me. Quite a bit of juice from her vagina had trickled down to her little star.

I continued holding her legs back, and got on my knees and lined my penis up with her little anus. I took my penis in my hand and rubbed it up and down the crack of her ass gently pushing as I passed over her puckered opening.

After passing the head of my penis over her rectum three or four times, I paused and begin to gently push. The juices from her vagina were making an excellent lubricant, and after applying a little bit of pressure, the head of my penis pop past the tight ring into her rectum.

I looked up at her face, and she was looking back at me. It startled me, and I ended up pushing my penis the rest of the way inside her. Now my pubic hair was right up against the crack of her ass. Her eyes got wide in surprise, and she said, “OH”, but didn’t really show any signs of discomfort.

I pulled my hips back until just the head of my penis was still in her rectum, then pushed forward again and bottomed out. It only took me maybe 8 or 9 pumps of my hips before I was squirting my sperm deep inside her rectum.

When I started squirting, her eyes went wide, so I guess she felt it. She never said anything though.

I pulled my penis out, then went to go wash it off and clean up. When I got back to the bedroom, she was asleep again. So I laid down next to her and fell asleep, both of us still naked.

The next morning I sensed movement on the bed, and since I normally sleep alone, it woke me up. She was sitting up looking at me. When I opened my eyes she said, “who are you, where am I and why am I naked?”

TBC

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