Mortimer

I don’t know how it happened but some of my coworkers roofied our coworker Mortimer and now they were pulling a train on his asshole. Everyone was laughing and high fiving and just having a swell time.

We worked in downtown Los Angeles in a high stress industry. Mortimer was new to the crew and nobody, not one person liked him. He was a tall white guy, everyone could tell he had been given every privilege available. He was air headed, not cultural sensitive, and green, green as the color of money. He didn’t know how to act, what to say, or how to just be chill. He talked about the most inappropriate things to people of color. Like he would talk about how his grand mother had “black mammies”, how his dad had a mama san in Korea, and how his nanny was a Mexican because his mom would never hire a mexicant.

At first sight he was a good looking man with a nice voice. Then he opened his mouth and it was a quick process to discover he just had shit for brains! One day he said something utterly stupid and I sucked my teeth lower than any time before. Did that statement offend you said my coworker named John Chen. Yes!!, I replied that bag of rocks is a racist cunt!, I replied. I don’t know how you guys hang with him after work!

Oh he’s a lot of fun when you get to know him said John. Yeah, if you get to know him intimately then he becomes pussy cat said Dwayne King. You should hang with us bro! How about this Friday night, happy hour and then a house party! Dwayne and John walked me to Mortimer. John said, Friday, happy hour and a party at my spot in K town? Hell yeah said Mortimer with a big shit eater grin on his face.

The night came and we went to a local hangout. Most of the bartenders knew me and the boys and it was funny to see the bartenders grimace when they took Mortimer’s order. During the night something hilarious happened. Mortimer went to the bar and ordered a manhattan. The bartender took payment and told Mortimer that the drink would take a little bit to be made. A few minutes later the bartender came back with a madori sour.. Mortimer said he ordered a Manhattan and the bartender took payment tender said, no you said Madori sour! Needless to say, Mortimer drank it and went into a rant about minorities were getting entitled at the expense of the white man.

We left the bar and arrived at John’s apartment. I watched as Mortimer slurred his words and John and Dwayne helped him to the bed room. I turned in the TV and was watching a soccer match when John called to me from the bedroom and everyone in the room burst into laughter.

I walked in and saw John fucking Mortimer. Like really railing him. John fucked Mortimer as Dwayne stood by sipping his cocktail. Dwayne’s dick was hanging glistening while his pants lay on the floor next to him. Mortimer’s body was hanging off the bed with his torso in the cushion and his legs draped over the side.

You asked how we put up with this asshole, said Dwayne. We punish him. We made a deal that if he doesn’t say something racist or sexist then we don’t fuck him. But, if he doesn’t say and it’s in front of at least two of us then his ass gets roofied and fucked. We’ve been fucking him for the past four weeks. He thinks he is the most popular guy at work when in fact he is the belle of the ball.

John came in Mortimer and pulled off his condom. He looked satisfied and had a huge smile on his face. I guess his daddy’s mama San didn’t see that coming, said John. I wanna fuck his ass I said. Well, that’s why we invited you said John.

I pulled down my pants with my boner raging and slipped on a condom. I lined up my dick to his asshole and plunged my dick between his white ass cheeks. Take this Berber fuck you racist asshole I said. Take his dick in your racist asshole yelled Dwayne.

I hit every angling his ass and said out loud, I wish I could come in his mouth! Leave no trace behind said John. Then to my surprise another coworker walked in. It was Tracy Wong. She was a chubby woman of Japanese heritage. Hurry up and nut she said. As she finished making her demand I did. I came a few streams into the condom deep inside of mortimer’s ass. I felt extremely satisfied. I stepped away and took off my condom as Tracy stepped up and stuck her strap on up Mortimer’s ass. She looked like a woman with a mission. She looked down at Mortimer gapping ass and said, you know what Mortimer? This is also woman work. Not just getting coffee, and setting up the conference room. Gapping your ass and beating the shit out of your prostate is also women’s work. She pounded his ass for half an hour and by the time she was done a line of coworkers was standing waiting their turn, including the Madoti sour waiter.

How the fuck did this happen I asked John. Well, he said, Mortimer kept saying stupid shit and crashing out happy hour that a coworker l slipped him a roofie just to shut him up. We got shit faced then one thing led to another and here we are.

Magnificent I laughed out and went to take a swig of my drink and had an uneasy feeling come over me. If they do it to Mortimer then what is stopping them from doing it to me? Dwayne looked at me a seemed to hear my internal conversation and laughed out loud as he handed me a sealed bottle of beer. Tracy had finished and the next guy was on top and inside Mortimer. It was Raj from IT. I started to laugh and put my pants back on. I went to watch the game and later that night I witnessed Raj spray something into mortimers ass. It was a local anesthetic. He looked at me and said, wouldn’t want him to wake up feeling a swollen prostate and torn ass, right? We flipped him over and I realized there was a puppy pad underneath him and a lot of cum on it. I was handed a disinfectant wipe and cleaned off the cum off his crotch and stomach.

The funniest thing is when he comes to work on Monday and complains that he drank so much he shit his pants. We all started laughing as we carried him to the couch and he started murmuring as we watched the soccer match and suddenly he asked, who’s winning?

We are said John and we all exploded into cheers as the tv announcer yelled Goooooaaaaalllllll!