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Mercury – 070 (TPN)

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Picture the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy for the second half, and you should laugh…“Hey there sugar, what for ya?”

Episode 70 – TPN

Mira housed the 18 Aṭirobelians (mermaids) that returned with the Queen in the SFCT school dorms. The Queen meets with them all their first day, and this is the third class of the Stellar Force Cadet Training school, but just for the Aṭirobelians. The Aṭirobelians have taken advantage of the androids’ grooming skills on their hair as well, and while the length is still the same, many of them have their hair up in various styles.

The SFCT instructors are present, but this time most of the teenies not serving on the Diaboli are here too since no humans are in this class. The Queen explains the concept, and She is going to turn it over to Bayesian Taylor for reception and orientation. Before that the Queen asks:

“How long can you Aṭirobelians stay out of water?”

All of them raise their hands with excitement, and the Queen doesn’t know what the fuck is happening. The Queen points to a girl and says:

“Trilla, you can answer, but before you do, why are you all raising your hands like that?”

“My Queen, You thought that you felt like a schoolteacher, and we did not know what that was. Then we saw it in Your mind, how you were make believing You were a teacher, and all Your students were raising their hands to Your questions because everyone had the answer. Teacher, where do You get apples, because all of us wants to get You one?…

[Everyone but the Aṭirobelians are giggling].

…To answer Your question My Queen, we can stay out of water indefinitely, but we need fresh water like You to drink. We do need the excise, or we are going to worry about getting a little pooch around our waist like Ms. Keele is worrying about her little beer gut,” answers Trilla.

“Damn it Queen, these mind reading teenage brats need to learn how to be considerate of people’s feelings, and not embarrass them,” says Lindsay.

The Queen walks over to the hot brunette Lady Bandit and kisses her, and pinches her pooch on her 36DD-26-37 figure, and thinks she has moved up to a 27” waist, and She says:

“They are ten thousand years older than you are at least. Besides, I like a little meat on my milfs, it feels good to squeeze [the Queen turns back to the class]. You girls can swim in My lake for exercise, I am sure you already know how to get there. Come on TG3, we need to go hire a Ms. Manners instructor now to help Lindsay,” and the Queen leaves with TG3 and her teeny secretary staff flying behind Her.

That night, as the Queen removes Her attire and joins the naked Aries in bed, Aries pulls the Queen down and kisses Her, and Aries says:

“You got Your wish from those mermaids Queen of the Universe, and more I see. We are going to be together for a long time.”

The Queen bites Aries earlobe and whispers:

“Shut your fucking mouth devil!”

The Queen teleports taking Aries to the island of Tar’atheh on Aṭirobelia. They are on a remote side away from the temple. The Aṭirobelians can read the Queen’s mind like an open book, and so can Aries. The Queen slaps Aries and says:

“Don’t you ever speak of the fountain of youth. Not even Mira knows, which is why I brought you here. Do you understand Me bitch?”

“Yes slut, I understand You, but I am not ruled by You. I am ruled by him that rules You,” says Aries as she slaps the Queen back.

“Maybe I will just leave your ass here, or better, find another planet to strand you on,” says the Queen.

The Queen did not notice, but there were mermaids next to a fire about 100 meters away, and they were cooking fish. All the mermaids were aware that the Queen was on Aṭirobelia, because the Queen failed to use telepathic nullification. Her passive abilities do not work on the mermaids. The Queen must consciously access Her abilities to use or not use them, but for the mermaids, telereceive is natural, like how the mermaids around the fire also heard the Queen’s voice.

The mermaids walk over, and they are naked too, and one of them asks:

“My Queen, do You need us to help You with anything?”

“No, My beauties, Me and My beast are having a private discussion.”

“My Queen, hers is private. She is preventing us from reading her mind, but we know she has upset You about Your secret,” says the mermaid.

“She just needs to stay here for a while, and I need to get back,” says the Queen.

Aries gets up and says:

“You do not understand devils at all Queen. I am joined to You now more than ever, maybe a forever in flesh. I missed Pearl, and it was such a thrill when You retrieved her from the past, but you are by far my favorite in times, now.”

Aries walks down the beachhead to the campfire of the mermaids, and the Queen follows curiously. Aries looks back at the Queen and says:

“See You at the castle blonde brownie pie.”

Aries steps into the fire, and there is blast like you threw a cup of gasoline into the flames. Smoke and heat rise, and Aries disappears.

“My Queen, Your beast is not entirely of the material world,” remarks the mermaid.

“Yes, she is constantly beguiling Me with her antics. She is very important to Me, she is My emanation from My prince,” says the Queen.

“We know My Queen, we know who Authorities is to You,” says the mermaid, and the Queen teleports back to the castle.

Mira cleans the Queen and wants to know where She went, and the Queen is glaring at Aries who is propped on her elbows in the bed proudly, and she is wagging one raised knee and rubbing her nipples. The Queen continues to ignore Mira, and She crawls into the bed, between Aries’s thighs of vice, and up to her lips and kisses her. The Queen asks:

“Why are you so alluring bitch? If we don’t have love, what is it?”

“You know we devils work in reverse. We have such a sensual hate for each other, that we could drown in its bliss. Now whore, eat my wet pussy, that fire heated it up to boil,” answers Aries.

The Queen rolls Aries’s hips up onto Her breast, and kneeling, She tongue fucks Aries’s hot hairy pussy and asshole. The Queen does hate Aries, She hates how much Aries’s perfectly curved and ample 36DD-24-36 body, and faultless feet, toes, and legs make Her beg to fuck her. Of all the Queen’s sex partners, none compares to Aries, and they both know it. Aries orgasms, and she pulls the Queen down and they kiss. Aries says:

“We devils take, slay, and terminate mankind to rob them of their souls and the chance they were given. We hate you and play with you for sport. Yet, You Queen, maybe the only human to tame a devil, I hate You so much that it pleases me to hold You.”

Aries rolls the Queen over and goes down to blonde brownie paradise. The androids can push the Queen’s buttons to eruption, Candy can devour Her in sweet, sugarcoated love, and Mira is the most faithful and expert paramour in the world. However, the pure lust and passion Aries fucks the Queen with is incomparable, and the Queen orgasms and squirts all over Aries to her approval as the most hated lover like no other. The Queen rubs Aries’s face in Her wet pussy pulling hard on Aries’s hair, then dragging her to Her lips and kissing her.

Mira cleans them and they embrace and go to sleep. The next morning the Queen and Aries both walk into Her office naked and eat. Aries sits on the couch, and the Queen sits beside her with Her leg in between Aries’s thighs, and the Queen leans in and gives Aries a peck on the lips. The Queen asks:

“What do you have today My lovely T?”

“You’re in a good mood My Queen, is Aries really that good,” asks TG3?

“Fuck no! I hate the bitch, and don’t you ever try and emulate her. You are good T. Aries is an evil fucking succubus.”

“That is interesting My Queen, because the teenies’ quest to make You truly the Queen of the Universe involves another world called Reverue. But… [TG3 looks cutely up and to the side] it is premature to discuss it now. Lindsay and Mr. Torres are still going through Mini and Minikin’s notes,” says TG3.

“Let me guess, they are succubi,” asks the Queen?

“Maybe Queen Baby, we are waiting on Mr. Torres to confirm his comparison to folklore,” says TG3.

“Do they have a blue moon power,” asks the Queen?

“No, My Hot Momma Queen, they are in a neighboring star system, and their star is called Arcbaran. The beings from Reverue refer to themselves as Reveekas or Reveekus if they are dudes, and collectively as Reveeki.

The Queen and Aries are eating, and the Queen bites into a cream filled pastry and some drops on one of Her breasts. The Queen says to an android:

“Fuck, hand Me a napkin.”

“I’ll get it,” says Aries as she leans over and licks the Queen’s tit clean.

“My Queen, we teenies want to have a food banquet on Your body too, now,” says TG3.

“Maybe later T, but that reminds Me. Do not let the number of male volunteers Mr. Torres is recruiting for Aṭirobelia exceed 700 total, and they can never leave Aṭirobelia or communicate with Earth either,” orders the Queen.

“Yes, My Queen,” says TG3.

“Have the Ceruleans attacked the Reveeki?”

“Only once My Queen, and they lost and fear the Reveeki. We believe the Reveeki have an effective telepathic range comparable to the Aṭirobelians, but one slight difference. The Reveeki can move very fast though the aether, short range, but they can shift to a semi physical form and enter outer space. This prevented the Ceruleans from range bombardment of Reverue,” explains TG3.

“Do they have a weakness,” asks the Queen?

“Yes and no, My Queen. Their strength is also their weakness, and it is seduction. You will need Aries on this quest to expand Your Sovereignty. You will also have to conqueror them. They fear iron and steel, they fear death. You will have to use the androids in a battle and probably need to kill some of the Reveeki. The androids will be immune to their seductions,” informs TG3.

The Queen hears shouting and someone banging outside the reception office next door. The Queen asks:

“Who is out there?”

“Baby, it’s Father Thaddeus Phillips. He has been coming by regularly for the past few months trying to talk to Samantha. They are in a separation phase of their divorce, and he is not accepting it. I will tell the Vipers to escort him away again,” says Mira.

“No, I will deal with him. I need to have some fun,” says the Queen.

The Queen remote teleport transport links Father Phillips into a bar (into a private booth). She wipes his memory, so he has no clue what happened, or where he is at, and he is groggy. Mira knows he just disappeared, and she asks the Queen:

“Where did You send him baby?”

“Britni told Me when her, Bryn, and Eryn were here for the fleet upfit, that they went to Las Vegas for a few nights for a little brother, sister, and big black cock shared boyfriend threesome fun. One night, Bryn and Eryn took Britni to a gay bar they heard about. I will never forget the name, and it popped into My memory just now. What if I dump this priest into that gay bar? It’s 1am in Vegas, a top time for fun, or bottom, he-he,” says the Queen.

Father Phillips comes to his senses, and he is wearing his frock and skufia cap. He looks around and sees men dressed flamboyantly and acting effeminate. Some men are even kissing each other and rubbing their junk. A queer acting black man waiter comes to the table and asks:

“Hey there sugar, what for ya?”

“What? Where am I,” asks Father Phillips?

“I dig your costume baby; do you take confessions? Welcome to TPN, I would be glad to squeeze you in. You are one hunky white boy,” says the black waiter.

Father Phillips stands and says:

“I need to get out of here.”

As Father Phillips walks through the crowd, men flirt with him, and some of them grab his cock and ass trough his frock and try and stop him to kiss and rub on him. Father Phillips finds the exit, and there are some men standing outside and one of them says:

“Hey Father! Did you convert anyone in there, or were you converted?”

Father Phillips steps out on the sidewalk, and he looks back at the bar. There is a blushing neon sign flashing above the doors that reads, “The Pink Nigga.”

Father Phillips finds a transport back to the Queen’s castle and returns the next day enraged believing the Vipers drugged him and took him to that bar and left him. The Queen is in Her briefing again and hears the commotion. The Queen says:

“Damn, he can’t take a hint. I guess I need to step it up a notch.”

The Queen teleports him back to the same booth, but naked and unconscious, laying on the booth bench. The Queen used the same abilities to wipe his mind, but She used mental overload to cause him to lose consciousness.

The black gay waiter from last night is kneeling beside the bench, as others in the bar watch, and he is sucking Father Phillips less than 7” pecker. Father Phillips is a 6’ 3” tall, very handsome man with a fit athletic body and nice short black hair. He would be any girl’s fantasy husband, and any gay guy’s wet dream. Father Phillips wakes and is groggy again, and he looks down and sees a black man sucking his dick. He sits up and turns away and bellows:

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK!”

“Sugar, this is how I found you. Normally, we at least require shoes and shirt for service, but you looked so fine I had to get a taste. I would be glad to finish what I started. You are hard as Rock Hudson, and every bit as gorgeous,” says the black waiter.

“I need something to wear,” says Father Phillips.

“We have t-shirts sugar, but unless it is in your prison pocket, you don’t have your wallet. Would you like me to check? I would be glad to probe your cavity,” says the black waiter.

“Maybe you could just give me the shirt, for molesting me,” says Father Phillips.

“I could, if you let me draft your sperm bank account for complete payment,” says the gay black waiter.

“Damn it! How did I get here again,” exclaims Father Phillips!

Father Phillips just sits there naked covering himself and lays his head on the table. The waiter begins to feel sorry for him and goes and gets him a t-shirt. Father Phillips thanks him for his kindness and immediately regrets it, as he unfolds the brightest, pinkest t-shirt he has ever seen.

On the back shoulders of the t-shirt is writing in black in the shape of lips. The top lip reads, “THE PINK NIGGA,” and the bottom lip reads, “BAR.” On the front of the t-shirt are three lines of black lettering against the pinkest gayest shirt ever made. The top and bottom lines are the same font size, but the middle line has a big font. The top line reads, “SOUNDS,” and the middle big line reads, “GAY.” The bottom line reads, “…I’M IN.”

Father Phillips walks up to the bar, and the t-shirt does not really cover his junk, so he is pulling it down in the front, and he is holding it over his dick and balls. His ass is exposed. He asks to use a comms device, and the waiter obliges him. Meanwhile, gay patrons keep walking by and rubbing his bare ass. He keeps turning to prevent them, and it just turns into a game, and he is getting angry.

Father Phillips returns to his booth and waits, and a few hours later another priest enters the bar and has a robe for Father Phillips, and they leave. Two days later Father Phillips returns to the Queen’s wing, but this time he is not alone. The other priest that picked him up from the bar is with him.

The Queen remote teleport transport links both of them to the bar and wipes their mind, and they are naked. The Queen soul possesses both, but She does not use telepathy. They do not know why they are doing what they are doing, but it does not matter to the black gay waiter, as he dogs Father Phillips in the ass, while other patrons take turns fucking the other priest.

Father Phillips sucks black cock and swallows cum, he sucks white cock and swallows cum, Hispanic, and there might have been some oriental meat in the mix. Both Father Phillips and the other priest are going full sodomite in The Pink Nigga. With their asses full of cum, and their stomach full too, Father Phillips (as the Queen secretly apports) lays a UCL down on the table and tells the waiter to get them two t-shirts.

A UCL (Universal Coin Loader) is physical money that is similar to a credit card. It has a digital readout for the amount loaded on the card. You can load the cards yourself through many apps for various devices, and your IIId bank account will be debited. People carry these in varying denominations to avoid entering their IIId pins and accessing the IIId chips for purchases because your identity is exposed. The advantage is that if you want to buy a Pink Nigga t-shirt or give a homeless person 20 credits, just hand him a UCL with that amount on it, and he can spend it. Banks and almost all businesses have blank UCLs that they will just hand you if you need some. It is like asking for a napkin. Bad news is that if you are carrying 1000 credits worth of UCLs and your wallet gets stolen, the criminal can spend it just like the paper money of the past.

The Queen, using soul possession, walks Thad and the other priest out of The Pink Nigga and up a few streets until they reach the strip. She is walking them gay proudly, as people stare at the two men with their ass and dicks flashing everyone, wearing only their Pink Nigga t-shirts. It was some of the best advertisement the bar ever received.

The police pick them up, and after they are detained, the Queen releases Her possession. They tried to convince the police that they were being controlled, but it seemed like nonsense to the cops.

They eventually were released, and both Father Phillips and the other priest were defrocked. Thaddeus Phillips has not been back to the Queen’s wing looking for Samantha, so far. Samantha interrupts the Queen’s briefing the next day and asks:

“My Queen, what did You do to Thad, he was defrocked?”

“Well, he shouldn’t have been beating on My door for you. If you would have dealt with him, I wouldn’t have had too. At least he is still breathing…[The Queen says to Bayesian] So, if we launch and offensive on the Reveeki, they will fight” ask the Queen?

“Yes, My Queen. We believe they will initially be proud enough to resist, but their love of life will make them eventually yield to You,” says Bayesian.

“Okay, Let’s launch the 3rd Corps of My Royal Stellar Force,” says the Queen.

In a public ceremony, the Queen names and launches the 3rd Corps of Stellar Command beginning with the Mega Carrier HMS Sentinel with her 4-Destroyers and 16-Frigates. It is the flagship of Rear Admiral Isaac Griffin. Next was the Super Carrier HMS Intrepid with her 2-Destroyers and 8-Frigates under the command of Commodore Renée Richards. Finally, was the Super Carrier HMS Gallant with her 2-Destroyers and 8-Frigates under the command of Captain Richard Roddam.

The 3rd Corps replaced the 2nd Corps in the Mopac system. The 2nd Corps returned to Earth, for a week’s R&R, and to prepare to assist the 4th Corps in the Queen’s raid on the planet Reverue.

EPISODE MAIN CHARACTERS:

Mialyn Mira Echo W.I.E.I. Ten (INTRO) Mid-20’s yrs. old Biologic Immortal, 36-24-36, Cyborg Alien, 6 ft 0 in, (HAIR) Black Short, (CUP) 36D Natural – Soft Pink Nipples Supple, (PUBIC) Beautiful Black Full Hairy Pussy Pristinely Manicured, (BODY) Athletic Fit, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual Optional Hermaphrodite, (PERSONA) Can Mimic Anyone, (COMMENTS) Perfect Features, Dynamic, Mira’s jet-black head hair never extends below where it would naturally grow on a head; therefore, it is always short on the sides so that her forehead, neck, and ears are always exposed, because she is flawless

Queen Dianne (INTRO) 24 yrs. old, 34-26-36, Caucasian Human, 5 ft 7 in, (HAIR) Sandy Blonde Long, (CUP) 34DD Natural – Soft Pink Nipples Supple, (PUBIC) Light Brown Full Triangular Trimmed, (BODY) Light Complexion Fit Soft & Sexy, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (PORN PERSONA) Joey Lynn, (COMMENTS) Small Facial Features, Very Pretty Face, Sexy Legs, Dainty Feet and Toes, No Tattoos or Piercings

Bayesian Taylor (INTRO) 28 yrs. old, 34-25-36, Black Human, 5 ft 7 in, (HAIR) Black Medium Length Permed Loose, (CUP) 34D Natural Dark Brown Nipples, (PUBIC) Black Full Triangular Trimmed, (BODY) Medium Complexion Hourglass Slim Soft & Sexy, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (PORN PERSONA) Jenna J Foxx, (COMMENTS) Breasts are so Supple and Soft you can Squeeze a Boob Together and give Her a Tit Blowjob, Hair on Her Pussy is Very Soft Too, Tastes Sweet, Gets Abundantly Wet, Fucking Sexy Hot from Head to the Tip of Her Lovely Toes

Lindsay Keele (AKA) Pearl Hart / Mrs. L.P. Keele, (INTRO) 33 yrs. old, 36-26-37, Caucasian Human, 5 ft 8 in, (HAIR) Brunette Long, (CUP) 36DD Natural Soft Pink Nipples, (PUBIC) Black Hair Triangular, (BODY) Light Complexion Hourglass Fit Soft & Sexy, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (PORN PERSONA) Natasha Nice, (COMMENTS) Shapely Pretty Brunette with Sexy Legs, Feet, and Toes, Nice Figure, Well Defined Creases between Thighs and Pussy

Minisculians (General) (AKA) Teenies, Fairies, (General) All of the teeny females have slim waists and exaggerated hourglass figures, with ample thighs for their size, and the cutest legs, feet, and toes. They are all 4 inches or less tall. Whatever length their head hair is on their 16.5 birthday cycle (33rd year) remains their length, and the females do not grow hair anywhere else except their pubic area, and it also stops at that age. If they cut it, it will not grow back, which is why their pubic hair is so neatly trimmed and stays that way. They have ornate bows, barrettes, clasps, ties, and pins to hold their hair.

TG3 (Jingleheimer) (TYPE) See Minisculians (General), (INTRO) 33 yrs. old, Biologic Immortal, White Fairy, 4 in, (HAIR) Sandy Blonde Shoulder Length, (CUP) DD Natural – Pale Pink Areola and Small Nipples, (PUBIC) Black Full Triangular Hair Trimmed, (BODY) Exaggerated Hourglass Figure, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (PORN PERSONA) N/A, (COMMENTS) TG3 is so cute with her exaggerated hourglass figure and double D boobs, ample luscious thighs, and she is so seductive too. TG3 likes to use the catchphrases, Anyway, Whatever, and bazillion gazillion.

Aries I’tuhot (AKA Authorities), (INTRO) 24 yrs. old, 36-24-36, Devil in Caucasian Human Flesh, 5 ft 4 in, (HAIR) Brunette Long, (CUP) 36DD Natural – Pink Nipples, (PUBIC) Full Hairy Trimmed, (BODY) Light Tan Hourglass Perfect, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (PORN PERSONA) Lena Paul, (COMMENTS) A True Babe, Aries’ Thighs Curve into Her Sexy Hips Nicely and They are Ample and Soft, Plush Calves, Lovely Legs, Feet and Toes, Busty Breasts, Beautiful Nipples and Areola, Built to Fuck, Nice Creases, Defining Attraction is Her Hairy Pussy (a Work of Art) She Trims but Does Not Shave It, She has that Gap between Her Ample Thighs which Makes Her Pussy Totally Visible and Gives Her a Perky Ass

Abrant Torres (AKA) Thaumaturgist Abrant Torres, (INTRO) Middle Aged, Caucasian Human, 5 ft 11 in, (HAIR) Black Short, (PUBIC) Trimmed, (PENIS) Avg. Thickness 7 in Length Circumcised, (BODY) Average, (ORIENTATION) Pansexual, (COMMENTS) Mr. Torres looks like a creepy Warlock in his den wearing a black robe and walking around barefoot. He is not ugly, just creepy. He is an occultist who works for the Vatican. The Queen actually likes Mr. Torres, and She has taken him into Her confidence as an adviser. He would be at home in a dungeon filled with frogs and newts, as he boiled something in a cast iron pot.

Thaddeus Anthony Phillips (AKA) Priest Thaddeus Anthony Phillips (INTRO) 34 yrs. old, Caucasian Human, 6 ft 3 in, (HAIR) Black Short Length Parted, (PUBIC) Trimmed, (PENIS) Avg. Thickness 7” Length Circumcised, (BODY) Athletic Fit, (ORIENTATION) Straight, (COMMENTS) Thaddeus is tall dark and handsome when referring to a white guy.

Samantha Lynn Phillips (INTRO) 34 yrs. old, 34-25-35, Caucasian Human, 6 ft 0 in, (HAIR) Blonde Long, (CUP) 34C Natural – Pink Areola and Nipples, (PUBIC) Brown Full Triangular Hairy Shaved Below, (BODY) Athletic Light Tan Complexion, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (PORN PERSONA) Anikka Albrite, (COMMENTS) Samantha is a beautiful blonde with an athletic build, and she looks like a professional female tennis player.

Britni Chery Athens (INTRO) 34 yrs. old, 34-26-36, Caucasian Human, 5 ft 8 in, (HAIR) Blonde Long, (CUP) 34D Natural – Soft Pink Nipples, (PUBIC) Brown Full Triangular Trimmed, (BODY) Light Tan Complexion Fit, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (PORN PERSONA) Teagan Presley, (COMMENTS) Looks a lot like Britney Spears, Sexy Legs, Feet, and Toes, Very Attractive and Hot Body

Bryn Ritchie Athens (INTRO) 36 yrs. old, Caucasian Human, 6 ft 0 in, (HAIR) Brown Short Parted, (PUBIC) Trimmed Shaved Balls and Below, (PENIS) Avg. Thickness 7.5 in Length Circumcised, (BODY) Athletic Fit, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual, (COMMENTS) Good-Looking, has a Chris Hemsworth Look

Eryn Tibetan Hirsch (INTRO) 28 yrs. old, Black Human, 6 ft 3 in, (HAIR) Black Cropped, (PUBIC) Hair None, (PENIS) Above Avg. Thickness 12 in Length Circumcised, (BODY) Avg. Weight Tall Muscular, (ORIENTATION) Bisexual Top Only, (COMMENTS) Good-Looking Hunk, Smooth Silky Skin

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